there to speed the journey each of you
will tell two stories on the way to
Canterbury and an alto on the way back
this is Harry Bailey the innkeeper here
all kick us off with a story yeah no no
what about everyone take a straw
shortest tells the next tale I was the
best way from Denmark to Eddie I'm back
tonight draw if you will well then I
would bug I'm not all you show those
maling you don't like it why don't you
boil your bat we've got to get a
Canterbury don't tell the next all right
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wild beasts to cook there they're gay
both swivel and buck and as he spurred -
no honey topaz love longing and when he
heard the falafels sing he spared hard
as he sure oh please no more you give me
brain Ike haven't you interrupted anyone
else I've sort of five isn't worth it
turd mm I know
oh come on cheer up you and me we have a
same animal wonderful perfect shape
little talking to get our arms around
come on come on got to get on with our
stories I was brilliant doing so much he
gets this little pocket and it's Jo
pursuing her there was once a leading
citizen of Lombardy the merchant he's
been in hell for two months since he got
now this fellow was prosperous 60 and
wifeless not really abstain when he
fancied a product a stir and then out of
the blue January that's his name
decides he has to be married I don't
have we got religion with playing Gaga
moon a and
everywhere he goes he watches out for a
bride we're shocked it's so easy it's so
clean she never stops even if he's
bedridden for the term of his natural
not a day over 20 you can train a young
one up like wax warm in your hand it
takes a truly outstanding citizen to
take on such a young wife at your age
I'm only gray on top and a spring fresh
tree in blossom white on top sappy
below you have to ask yourself is she a
nagger does she spend your money does
she hit the bottle can she control
herself
nothing but Bill's father boredom with
mine and nothing else all your clever
clever talk time man is first you see
January's mind is in the clutches of a
potent fantasy he sits at home and
thinks through all neighborhood virgins
but he was only allowed one
she was called Mae he evicts the rest
from his hond I won't waste time on the
settled on the writs and contracts they
went to church and then on to the
wedding feast everyone came to the party
especially Venus goddess of love
everyone's happy for the couple except
one Damian one of January's young
Squires
a viper in the Masters nest a
treacherous blaze in the big strong why
doesn't everyone just you a man cows
earth himself with his own knife hmm
cuts in with his own wife and so he
Labor's until the break of day is a
comedy love does seem cool cool cool and
Damian dying desire can only write his
grease into a metaphor too ill to serve
his monster of mercy
she finds somewhere private and
memorizes every word some women a
tyrants with hearts of stone who'd leave
him to die not made she agrees to grant
him a share of her favors given time and
place now January he owns this walled
God that he alone holds the key
I doubt has ever been such a magnificent
God even the gods Pluto and Proserpina
play there
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but Lady Luck you're a slippery scorpion
you lead him on Anita I blind after a
couple of months he finds a way to live
with it but she never goes anywhere
anytime unless his hand is on
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they think their hearts burst but
January he could see as far as a ship on
the horizon and still not see enough
aligned or deceived they're all the same
once Mae gets hold of that key Damian he
knows what to do I know I'm jealous but
I die on the daggers blade before I ever
hurt you put me in the second Chuck me
in the river if ever I bring scandal on
you all my family animate the medal with
near Bear
women strumpets a lot of them the moment
that wife starts any funny business
husband's gun to know you think that man
can see things his face eyes open and a
woman can still present I'm morning look
peg oh I I don't have one
you know women in my condition what we
need is a boy to climb up you just take
hold here ladies I'm sorry what can I
say I'm a basic sort of bloke they you
know beam me
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you Oh what are you doing up there
Oh what's the problem I just cured your
blindness and this is what they
prescribed me to wrestle with a man in a
tree wrestle wrestle I'm not an idiot
and this is the thanks I get for
restoring your sight when you wake up in
the morning you only get all kinds of
things it's all hazy isn't it it'll take
a day or two
Oh careful men are always saying they've
seen things and it's nonsense video made
this January happier now at least he's
got a son an heir someone son his inner
if you ask me
I'm Ayana think twice before you invite
someone to share is half in home
I sold men it's no good we're not right
to we're wrong we're over the hill but
still looking for adventure
whoever same something with gray hair
and a fresh grain middle excuse me a man
shouldn't inquire into his woman secrets
as long as he gets his plenty I
shouldn't worry about the leftovers my
husband's get it at breakfast time
again it's socrata turn the thing to
hurry
yeah we may not tell you said night oh
it's choir we're off to the world shake
jumper Red Nose we're off
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you might partner tell something fun
funny tricks how would be nice yes when
you start recruiting upon dinner bring
full of Pardons hot from vatican
inkwells he finds himself pouring
gullible congregations they pay her
escape house fire
he keeps the mind well maybe I'll have a
slice of cake as well they might we can
learn I don't wish to hear anything
uncle something moral well I'll just
think up something to while I am hmm
I fear this may well be something and
bless her
whenever I preach I always draw on the
same text the root of all evil
is greed I display my relics or that's
what I take them for hmm a shoulder bone
from one of Jacob's own sheep the Jacob
it kills liver fluke in sheep jealousy
in humans use it in his soup and he'll
never doubt his wife again even if he
knows she's being blessed by a couple of
vicars or three but good men good women
one word of warning oh it has anyone
here in church this morning who's so
sinful then I'm not letting him offer up
to my relics no power no grace anyone
who's free of sin come right up and
offer hooby fur
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this little numbers worth a hundred
smackers are here again slanders years
ago you know the sort of lowlife type
betting profits be a dog sonic let's go
to court and you should another language
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last the fruit of drunkenness resting
Aristotle class to the ordered October
that you said on a Twitter all because
of last Adam was cast out of paradise
inches on your times led go-sees in the
coffin an old friend of yours sir
sitting right there he was and did
sleeping see been calling death when a
blade to his heart left without a word
just a mile off is killed every man
woman boy surf the villages is now off
find him or go straight by stray legs
where I got pretty honest again I tell
me yet me if we catch the objectives
they went straight towards a Billy we're
all on a Jason he's going to die
did you really
coming from over there that mean maybe
shapes let me in the mother
when will my babies serious issue all
nicely wrapped up are we in God keep you
huh
what are you hanging around so long
horse says refuses to take my life I
walk here look at my mother's case but
she denies MS agree because it was your
last
you must be just looking where is he hey
hey left him over there and Ritchie come
on then
he'll be waiting we are
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get this gold away from here back to my
ears all yours
we don't have to shift it care clever on
longest ones to town and nice and quiet
brings us bread and wine to of asgaard a
stash once he stopped we did it out of
it thank you
I don't like to split it with them in
now Mike you can trust me like a brother
cuz I've won suggested why we could
divide this little lot enough would you
say I was seeing you right now as we're
watching about what we say to you we
talk in all war you've gotta let me have
some poison grass I've got rats
everywhere and a polecat acing my capons
ducks what's this help
there isn't a living thing that can
swallow this one tiny spoon
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brain noise some of that love
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first color for him like Oh
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sin murder blasphemy wickedness gluttony
literally gambling greed that's dearly
dearly beloved God forgive you your
trespasses
for just gold or silver coinage I also
accept branches booms rings you need
only bow your head under this holy ball
yes yes I'll take woollen goods I'll
just write your name here on my roll of
Honor and your place is booked in the
Bliss of heaven yeah what are you still
up on host no expensive I'd rather kiss
your bum fresh from the neti spoon
you're not now that's what I call a
relic
I'll have them mounted in pigma greatest
elegant temper temper oh that's him now
it's a pardon a cheer up smile forgive
us and you sir Harry
I beg you embrace our Pardoner hmm all
things considered I must say I've had
enough gloomy tale a squire the night
son he's killed Frenchmen and infidels
all for his lady's love he can just
dance and versified all right love keeps
him up with the nightingales we don't
want to care about happy people
establish people coming to grief what
about when a men start off from the
field make something of himself well
said sir spoken like a true gentleman I
have a son he wastes himself playing
dice sniggering in a corner with a
serving there and this is a Franklin a
man for whom gratification of the senses
is the highest mode of existence in his
house it blizzards meat and drink
he's also sheriff justice of sessions
and night of the show the purple hat
you're not going to get away without
telling your child I don't intend to
break down gents we're only waiting for
one more story I'm an uneducated sort of
chap lords and ladies so excuse my lingo
there
it's Brittany there was once a knight
who loved a lady other artists undertook
minion labor in her name never as long
as I breathe will you suffer my jealousy
never will I stand in your way except in
public where his honor demanded he
appears sovereign over her you grant me
such freedom I swear to God I will never
cause any rift between us this much I
know ladies and gentlemen love cannot be
fenced in by tyranny start laying down
laws madam and love he beats his wings
and he is gone goodbye other Auguste
took Dora j'en back to his castle
they lived in bliss until he took a ship
to England and the field of combat the
origin went for him lost sleep wept
again her friends tried to comfort her
you murder yourself without cause I
praise you to God preserve the life of
my lord for his sake sink those rocks to
hell he will be killed look at them
they offer no home to man to bird or
beast destruction
her friends saw there was no joy for her
near the sea
they took her inland to a garden a very
paradise aurelius a squire had loved her
for years but never dared to tell until
Madame take pity a word from you kills
or fulfills I know my love is in vain
never did I realize how you felt my God
who gave me soul and breath I will never
be your lover
oh really us the day you remove stone by
stone all the rocks of Brittany that's
the day I will be untrue there's been no
other way what pleasure does a man take
in life if he makes love to another
man's wife five fathoms flood to cover
the tallest rocks and Brittany brother
found him and forced him to rest
choose whether he lived or died other
argus was hoping it never so much as
crossed his mind to ask if any man had
spoken of love to his wife brother
there are ways sciences that men used to
come just strange visions if we can find
one someone who understands the magic of
the planets he could create an illusion
make the rocks disappear
Doronin will be honorbound to keep her
word
I know why you have come they saw
wonders sitting there motionless his
library
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your recompense we should discuss it
removal of all the rocks of Brittany
from the gironde
to the same at least 1,000 pounds a
thousand I pay you the whole round world
consider it agree was this a very
penitent we must leave tomorrow he
worked night and day to find the most
propitious moment he calculated and once
he'd pinpointed the first mansion of the
moon he charted the rest by proportion
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milady
in a garden once you made me a promise I
have done as you commanded you will find
me waiting in the garden it is now for
you to decide whether I live or die
it is against all the force of nature I
would rather lose my life and surrender
my body to shame is there nothing else
only this this is too much there is
nothing more important than truth you
shall stand by your promise go to him
you shall tell no one on this
misadventure
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where are you going to the garden to
keep my promise as my husband instructed
madam tell your husband he shows great
nobility he would rather suffer the
shame than that you should break your
word I would rather continue my agony
than force apart the love between you I
release you Squire can be as Noble as a
knight
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so our Argus and origin lived out their
lives up there bliss art master I have
never yet failed to pay a debt but I beg
of you two or three years respite did I
not keep my government with you
certainly truly in full have you not
possessed the lady
no no Aurelius told him each of you has
behaved as nobly as the other but a
scholar can behave as well as either of
you sir I release you I have been and I
ask you Rhodes ladies who was the famous
Jenna
what did you think
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Kempton ray shrine of the martyr
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Oh
but whatever you do don't take me too
literally
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